February 2012
5 posts
Nads/Nadcakes/Diney/Nadine
My good friend - long time reader - Nadine made a suggestion:
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Dear Vanessa “vins village” Robinson,
Representing a large portion of your readership, (20% according to my calculations) I would like to propose you allow comments on your posts.
I feel I have a lot to offer as a commentator on your blog:
I am witty and articulate.
I often get distracted at work and like to find new and...
Enough is enough, cont.
Part 2 - 2nd iPhone
It was probably a couple weeks after the toilet incident that I came across another iPhone. Lets just say, It found me. I was sitting in a cab one night, on the way home from drinking, whatever. We stopped at some lights on Oxford Street when this guy pokes his head in the window. He was very drunk, a French backpacker on his way to Surry Hills. It was out of the way but I let...
Enough is enough.
For those who read the older post, I realised I got a bit of my story mixed up. This version is different, slightly.
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I wasn’t the first one of my friends to get an iPhone. Infact, I think I delayed getting one because I didn’t want to be one of those losers who ‘follows trends.’ What a stupid reason not to no do something. Now I look at people who have similar reasons for not doing or liking...
January 2012
2 posts
Dear Damon Stapleton
I wrote this email because I want to work with Damon Stapleton and he just became the ECD of Saatchi & Saatchi, Sydney. I tried the different email combinations and they all bounced. I’m putting it to the internet gods, plus my 5-strong readership (thanks guys).
Hi Damon,
I work just down the road from the Saatchi office at The Arts Exchange. Each morning, as I approach the grand doors...
December 2011
4 posts
Andrian K. otik
innocent, ignorant
it’s half half
right in the middle of my ass
sitting on grey fences
on the grey grass
I sit, I shit classic hits
in past tences
hung hanging with a
hundred Judy Denches
I’m sitting on benches
this is how I’m adventurous
you’re mates with everybody
party animal me. like them pentioners
this is bullrush
so keep it hush hush
with no america
...
Love From Nadine. x
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
4 posts
Mr. Bickirton
Met an old man on the bus today. His name was Mr. Bickirton. He lives in Petersham and said that I am a very nice lady and not half-bad looking too! We had a good ‘ol chat all the way to Wynyard. We were in such deep conversation that he almost missed his stop. He kissed me on my hand just before we departed and proceeded to wave at least 8 times to me before getting off the bus. Once he was...
Stupid Heads
I’ve been thinking… People who buy iPads to play Farmville or Angry Birds or any other shit app-game for that matter, fall into the same category as people who still buy fast food for lunch or dinner and think it’s a legitimate meal.
It’s like eating a big greasy, deep fried piece of meat slapped between 2 buns made of at least 80% sugar and smothered with 4 types of sauces...
August 2011
5 posts
I love catching the bus, sometimes.
This is an...
THE WONDER WALL
SO.. the night starts with a few innocent beverages on the top shelf of Sweeney’s, near Town Hall. I went to meet up with my friend Simon - a v-neck, cuffed pant lover of all sorts.. and my rival. He brought his copywriter along. His name was Giles. Yes, I did just remember his very unusual name, well done to me. I got there and the top bar wasn’t manned so I had to go down those...
July 2011
5 posts
Rant about a house
It’s annoying when you discover something great, late. I could have really used this library.. especially when I was forced to draw up my AWARD school stuff on the floor of my bedroom because of those annoying feline mother fuckers.
Customs house is old. It’s like a billion years old, at least. Why has no one ever told me about the library inside. Sure, Nads would come here all the...
1 tag
June 2011
4 posts
May 2011
2 posts
LAWRENCE WILMS
My friend Lawrence has a new blod. I mean blow. I mean blog.
http://www.lawrencewilms.com/blog/
But his website is fuckin’ unreal! bitch.
http://www.lawrencewilms.com/
April 2011
10 posts
I want to be a good writer
So I’ve decided to write stories on my blog about my mundane life.
Starting off with this morning.
I woke up, went back to sleep, woke up, had a shower, got back in bed and went back to sleep. I then got up, again, packed my bag looked at the time and jumped back in to bed for an extra 3 minutes of sleep before rushing out the door to catch my train.
Waking up in the morning is hard and...
pintrest
It’s weird how disposable information/inspiration is online. It never gets deleted, so it’s actually permanent, which is the opposite of disposable… There is so much stuff that’s interesting or different or “creative”. You see it, you feel something towards it - like, dislike, confusion, boredom, complacency, inspiration, humor, excitement, etc. I bet you forget...
SHIT-THE-BED PARTY
I finally got around to scanning in those photos from the DUL birthday bash, ‘shit-the-bed’. You’ll see some posted in previous posts(scroll down(below)). My Scanner is up the shit. I’ll give it to anyone for $10. I’ll pay you $10 to tie it to the back of your car and drive cross country. Or you could smash it. I don’t care. Actually, lets smash it into...
February 2011
1 post
LONG-SAND
works been slow.
I’ve been bored.
thisissand.com
January 2011
2 posts
OPRAH - a recount of my experience
So walking down there was easy. An hour was way too much time. Anyone could have worn my lanyard and got in. The security was tight around the gates and public access areas, but if you walked along the side of Opera bar you basically had no stop points and the one guy working there let me walk past without much more than a simultaneous nod.
I felt a bit out of place once I got into the opera...