So last night I went and had a drink with my sister. She got wasted. Like really and truly trashed! We went to the Norfolk and had a couple sangrias. We shared a bowl of chips but didn’t really have much more to eat. We’d just finished about 2 jugs of Sangria and so, Simone went to the bar to get another one. Instead of putting the jug on the table she poured the whole thing into my lap. Every single person in the courtyard where we were sitting stopped talking and looked at the girl, drenched in Sangria. I didn’t know what to do so I just sat there awkwardly and looked at her and laughed… People started handing me napkins which obviously did nothing. The glassy gave me his tea towel - it kinda helped. After doing my best to soak up the puddle of red liquid in my lap I stood up and everyone clapped. Simone was soo embarrassed, it was hard to be angry with her. I did make her swap jackets with me though. The 3 guys sitting next to us said to me when she left, ‘you can choose your friends, but you can’t chose your family,’ I thought that was so appropriate. All in all, a very embarrassing night. I have to go back there tonight for the AWARD school catch up. Hopefully no one remembers.
